Dating Jokes

  1. Dating in 2025: It’s like online shopping… but the item you want is out of stock, and the rest are in your “Maybe” cart.
  2. I went on a date with someone who said, “I’m really into communication.”
    So I never heard from them again. I guess we’re communicating telepathically now?
  3. My last date went well — until they said, “I don’t really believe in Wi-Fi.”
    And that’s when I realized… love may be blind, but I still need signal.
  4. Apps is like window shopping — except all the mannequins ghost you.

Relationship Jokes

  1. Relationships are a lot like Wi-Fi connections. The moment you move to a different room — it gets weak and confusing.
  2. I asked my partner what they wanted to eat. They said, “I don’t know.”
    It’s been 3 hours. We now live in a drive-thru parking lot.
  3. Couples therapy should be renamed:
    “Learning how to argue without bringing up 2017.”
  4. Love is about compromise. I wanted pizza. She wanted salad.
    So we compromised… and had salad while I silently resented everything.

Marriage Jokes

  1. Marriage is basically agreeing to be annoyed by the same person forever — and loving every minute of it.
  2. My wife says I never listen… or something like that, I wasn’t really paying attention.
  3. I told my husband I was cold, and instead of giving me a blanket, he said, “Put on socks.”
    Romance is alive, people.
  4. Wedding vows should really include:
    “I promise to pretend to care about the same Netflix show, even if I secretly hate it.”