Stewart Francis – The Master of One Liner |
Here is Stewart Francis with his brilliant one liners, this is him appearing on British television (ITV) on the show for one night only.Tags for this page: funny one liner, one liner, Stewart Francis |
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August 21st, 2009 at 5:20 am
great guy ive chatted with him before and hes hilarious but he repets all his stuff :/
August 22nd, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Poor Audience- An amazing comedian
August 25th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
pasive agressive physco hehe
August 25th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
he does repeat a lot but i guess coming up with these 1liners is rele difficult
August 26th, 2009 at 3:22 am
just saw him support ricky gervais in edinburgh. DONT WATCH THIS if seeing ricky- you’ll enjoy it more!i realise this message might reach you too late!
he went down well. most of the same jokes
August 27th, 2009 at 12:01 am
“At first I was afraid…oh I was Petrified!”Good one!
August 27th, 2009 at 1:46 am
Couldn’t work with his mother! Ha!
August 28th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
3:34 I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.. LMAO
August 31st, 2009 at 2:54 pm
I love this guys style
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:07 pm
this guy is really good. fair play stu
September 4th, 2009 at 3:29 am
I hope this guy get more famous in the UK, he’s brilliant.Crap audience though!
September 4th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
My god that audience is brutal, if i were him i would have cut my act down to 3 minutes after i realised how shit they were
September 4th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
He is the Best one liner comedian
September 4th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
he’s definitely one of the funniest comedians i’ve seen
September 5th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
He tells the same jokes over and over, every time you see him its the same one lines.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
what a shit audience!
September 6th, 2009 at 7:18 am
fukin funny
September 6th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
All the jokes are from Mock the week- loads of them compared to this show.
September 7th, 2009 at 1:20 am
gota be hard to come up with new one liners.. i mean you see russell howard doing the same over and over… but one liners are better
September 7th, 2009 at 8:07 am
“I have alot of respect for Richard, I couldn’t work with my mother.” ROFL!
September 9th, 2009 at 12:58 am
My friend Andy loves this guy.
September 9th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Are you sure that he didn’t use his stand-up material on Mock the Week rather than his MTW material in stand-up? Frankie, Russell, they all recycle their stage material for the program.i.e. Frankie was doing a global warming joke about webbed hands and feet he later used it on MTW, etc.
September 9th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
7:28 very funny
September 10th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
this was really painfull to watch.. that audience were quite shit.
September 10th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
I enjoy his delivery… i can watch him again & again
September 11th, 2009 at 6:58 am
yeh definetly true
September 11th, 2009 at 6:58 am
genius
September 11th, 2009 at 7:56 am
That was possibly the worst audience ever. I don’t think they most of the jokes, really dumb people.
September 12th, 2009 at 6:05 am
Who cares if he does retell some of his jokes, they’re bloody brilliant! An incredibly funny dude, genius!
September 13th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Maybe because in England we find deeper comical value than one liners
September 13th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Well i’m English and i like him (he’s not my favourite though), but the audience took too long to laugh at the jokes, really slow.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
this guys hilarrrrrious. just the audience was crap..
September 14th, 2009 at 3:22 am
the jokes were amazing but the audience laughter is SOO ANNOYING
September 14th, 2009 at 6:12 am
In several of his jokes, though, the humour is in that he stops telling it – at which point you look for the second layer in the first part.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:54 am
i once spent hours thinking up one-liners, he is really good at them
September 15th, 2009 at 3:10 am
Here in … Britain
September 15th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
mock the week
September 15th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
hes really difficult to look at…
September 15th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
hes really difficult to look at…
September 16th, 2009 at 2:01 am
Did I already do my De Ja Vue joke? Yeah, you did loads of times! Still funny though.
September 16th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
I went to see this guy in Canada before he moved to England and he was hilarous!!… He hasn’t lost it
September 17th, 2009 at 12:16 am
I wanna see him live
September 18th, 2009 at 2:27 am
yeah i’ve seen this so many times and still laugh at every joke.
September 18th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
my definitely favourite joke is: “My therapist says I have a preoccupation with VENGEANCE! … We’ll see about that.”
September 19th, 2009 at 1:47 am
i love the way he waits for everyine to get it before moving on
September 19th, 2009 at 3:44 am
I think he’s bloody funny, but some new material would be nice
September 19th, 2009 at 4:31 am
I think he’s hillarious but I have to ask was he doing the same material in Canada?
September 19th, 2009 at 5:32 am
A few were the same but he adds more everytime.
September 23rd, 2009 at 10:42 pm
It appears they managed to find a whole studio audience from the 1970s
September 24th, 2009 at 9:12 am
THIS GUYS POOR. VERY POOR.
September 24th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
i have, he was amazing, you have to see him live, it’s the only way
September 25th, 2009 at 10:03 am
i agree man, been repeated a good few times now allrite! mock the week ect………
September 29th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
He can’t be that poor. He’s got a nice suit on : )
September 30th, 2009 at 1:06 am
wow..he tells THE SAME JOKES EVERYTIME.original.
October 2nd, 2009 at 6:57 pm
This guy is funny!
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:12 am
Thing about one liners is that they’re really hard to think of, and unlike stories they stick in your mind so when comedians recycle their stuff (and they do, russel, frankie on mock the week do it all the time) you are more likely to remember stewart’s stuff than theres. he’s good though.
October 9th, 2009 at 7:32 am
“pack your trunks were going to the library.” LOOL
October 10th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
i hav ta say, funniest comversation i ve ever seen on the youtube comments lol
October 10th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
LOL, seems I’M the actual COMEDIAN here. ;D
October 12th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
only twat here
October 13th, 2009 at 6:46 am
Wanna hear a joke? Women’s rights
October 17th, 2009 at 12:56 am
the audience sucks lol
October 17th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
I’m seeing him live 2nite
October 19th, 2009 at 3:53 am
Tarbuck is a theiving scouse twat.
October 20th, 2009 at 6:11 am
hmm, he kind of didn’t smile enough when he was on MTW but here he does slightly too much, but then again he does have to wait for the audience to actually get the jokes…
love the bookstore and the vengeance lines.. and no matter how many times i see the over actors joke.. hmm, just dawned on me how much effort is save when you don’t bother finishing your..
October 21st, 2009 at 2:10 am
saw him last night he was kinda funny same jokes though
October 21st, 2009 at 4:46 am
Saw this guy tonight, he was the support for Ricky Gervais. He was better than Gervais I thought.-his show was that bad!Found him very funny, didn’t know half the stuff was dated either which is a bonus-was all brand new to me at 7:30 tonight.
October 21st, 2009 at 1:59 pm
HA thts really good
October 26th, 2009 at 1:35 am
one liners get boring after a while. i prefer story jokes
October 26th, 2009 at 4:25 am
Which day was this? I was at the Wednesday show.
October 26th, 2009 at 4:25 am
Bravo.
October 26th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
tough crowd
October 27th, 2009 at 12:49 am
The Audience were pretty harsh!
October 27th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
i would have loved 2 have bin there
October 28th, 2009 at 4:36 am
love this comedian
October 29th, 2009 at 12:02 am
the churchill joke was great
October 29th, 2009 at 3:09 am
and i remember swimming back to shore thinking……..love this comedian
October 29th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
so hie dad is a roofer and a drunk… good combo
October 29th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
The first bit he did already for Mock The Week =/
October 30th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Supporting Ricky Gervais at the moment, saw him live in Ipswich the other night. Was ok, but yeah, nothing special or original
October 31st, 2009 at 6:47 am
love.every.joke.he’s.,Great!!…
October 31st, 2009 at 6:08 pm
The audience were awful. The only joke they actually got were the ones about the Churchill dog and Richard and Judy.Just goes someway to show the amount of intelligence in the crowd though I suppose
November 1st, 2009 at 9:37 am
Henriesz: Yeah! How awful!He should have completely new jokes every time he does a gig, shouldn’t he?Do each joke once, and never tell it again.Lets assume he does 20 gigs per tour, and 50 jokes per gig. He’d only need to write 1000 new one-liners per tour.Easy, eh?
November 2nd, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Same here
I was in the middle, about 5 rows from the front 
November 2nd, 2009 at 7:20 pm
I was wayyyyy back in the circle! But its not like the Regent is huge so was cool
. Got some of the last tickets going….so glad I did!
November 5th, 2009 at 6:17 am
yeah, i though that :/,
November 5th, 2009 at 10:52 pm
My girlfriend came in the room and caught me jacking off..she asked what I was doing..I said nuttin’
November 11th, 2009 at 6:33 am
I took my girlfriend with no arms and legs to the beach..her name is Sandy
November 11th, 2009 at 11:33 am
Looks like I just got my facebook status updates sorted out for the next 6 months. I will, of course fess up to not being this kind of freakin genius. Actually my friends know I’m not this clever so I might not have to say anything…
November 14th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
this guy is seriously funny and original!
November 15th, 2009 at 8:25 am
not funny at all…
November 16th, 2009 at 2:23 am
in your opinion
November 17th, 2009 at 2:21 am
dude, I’ve heard most of these jokes five times, but I still find them funnyIf that makes them, not funny, then I don’t know what is
November 17th, 2009 at 4:09 am
what comedians do yo like?
November 18th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
stewart francis type joke. I took a job as a hangman my boss said he’d show me the ropes
November 19th, 2009 at 4:26 am
I like the lazy joke.
November 19th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
I just hope that Lee Mack doiesn’t nick Stuart’s jokes.