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Hilarious desi joke

College ke Do ladke drugs lete hue pakde gaye. Dono ne court me judge se rahem ki darkhaast ki.

Judge ne kaha- Theek hai. Tum ne pehli baar gunnah kiya hai to tumhe jail me bhejne se pehle, mai chaahunga ke agle teen dino me apni college ke ladko ko drugs ke nuksaan ke baare me bataa ke, unki aadat chhudvaao to tumhaari sazaa maaf karenge.

Teen din baad dono ladko ko haazir hone ko kaha.

Teen din baad wo aaye.

Judge ne puchha to pehla ladka bola maine 4 ladke ki drug ki aadat chhuvaai.

Judge ne kaha- Achcha hai. par kaise ?

Ladka bola – Ek paper pe maine do circle banaaye. Ek bada aur ek chhota, aise ” O o ” Phir unse kaha- ye tumhare dimaag hai, badawala drug lene se pehle aur chhota wala drug lene ke baad.
Iska achchha asar hua.

Judge ne Dusrey ladke se puchchha.

Woh bola- Maine 21 ladko ki drug ki aadat chhuvaai.
Judge bola- Arrey waah, woh kaise?

Dusra Ladka bola – Maine bhi paper pe do circle banaaye. Ek bada aur ek chhota, magar alag tarike se. aise “o O ” Phir unse kaha ye tumhari gaand ka chhed hai. Drugs ki wajah se jail me jaane se pehle aur jail se chhutne ke baad, aur dekhiya kya asar hua…

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  1. brijesh Says:

    OMG!!! Hillarious…


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